CREAMINT

Welcome agents, deviants and other explorers of the dark and disturbed. This is Delta Cream. What started as a joke regarding the uses of Hypergeometry in the bedroom grew as though it had been hitting a bottle of Lac Maternum while sitting directly on a Llogeir stone, and thus Delta Cream was born. In this, our first Tome of Forbidden Lore, you can find the quintessential, original and (most importantly) the creamiest of our team’s creations.

Does your table sometimes roll their eyes at the traditional Mythos? 

Agents who look at octopod monstrosities with a twinkle in their eye? 

Ever hear the joke ‘I’m adapted to the Unnatural’?

Delta Cream has your back. No one leaves a game of Delta Cream intact. Not even the handler. In this Tome you will find:

• So, you want to C.R.E.A.M? – Guidelines for creating your own Delta Cream Creations and scenarios, in keeping with our mission’s statement. If you want to run Delta Cream games, this is your Need to Know.
• The Creamery – Some home-made horrors for Handlers to run and create their own scenarios or to fill their Green Boxes with delicious surprises. We’ve got a crazy AI (with both the modern and old school idea of what that means), suspicious gas station pills, a cursed VHS tape and a fan made tribute to the King in Yellow. Also included is an extensive write up on the first Delta Cream faction, The Children of Sleep, perfect for building a scenario around or to tie into a Delta Cream Campaign, and of course, a powerful threat that can be dropped into scenarios as needed, for if your Agents are straying too far from their goals.
• Operation: Sensual Vacuum – If you’ve been following Delta Cream, you’ll have heard of this, the first, original Delta Cream mission! With rave reviews such as “I don’t like this, I don’t understand it, but everyone seemed to have fun" this is a great place to start a Delta Cream campaign or to do a one shot to break up the tension of a long running campaign. Intended to be done in one 3-4 hour session, this Mission is where the dream started and includes advice and suggestions for adding or removing jokey/sexual elements.

Throughout this dossier, you will also find tips and advice from veterans of the Delta Cream scene, Mr Gimp and The Boy. Remember their words, their faces and their experience. You’ll be seeing them again. Delta Cream is a labour of love and CREAMINT is just the beginning. We’ve got a big backlog of horrors, and we hope you folks can join us as we delve into the depraved depths of the Mythos.